February 2012
504 posts
Some white kid just said “get at me bro” to the teacher
A beautiful day to be skipping first hour
beyoncebeytwice:
taylor lautner walks into a bar and stays there because it’s a gay bar
Watch
I don’t think I can make it through this week
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To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
Mom just spent roughly 2 hours watching cat videos on the internet
“I’m Blue” by Eiffel 65 is definitely the worst song ever don’t even try to argue
Guess what everybody just because someone is bald doesn’t mean they have cancer
dadfather:
dougies my way through community college
7yrs:
you cant spell therapist without the rapist
Holy s**t! Mindfuck *trollface*
A nice day to partake in some trolling…
This whole time I thought I was seeing the same preteen girl at every grocery store but actually it was just a bunch of girls wearing uggs and northfaces and texting on their iPhones
Everyone is hanging out with their friends and I’m going grocery shopping with my mom
Rihanna is dumb as fuck
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Back That Azz Up, Juvenile
ShOoP dA wOoP! xD Sorreh. Couldn’t resist.
Everyone who says they got super hyper after drinking an energy drink is pretending
textposter:
forgetting people is lot harder than you’d think
Arent you the guy who found a dead cockroach in your buttcheeks when you were bleaching your asshair last week? Adam told me that bye bitch
I actually almost killed myself a few hours ago because I couldn’t find this girl’s MySpace which had pictures of her having a Wiccan ceremony in her bathroom with a Hot Topic blood bag and a plush toy rabbit sacrifice
Everyday I’m Tumbrawrrrin’. >;3
All this time I’ve been living in the dark
textposter:
ive gotten significantly more depressed since joining tumblr but also significantly funnier
Youre the only one who thinks so bitch
Anonymous asked: what's the new burn blogs url
tunnnelsnakesrule:
*starts burn blog*
*posts the same fifteen nudes that everyone’s seen 14938014 times*
Anonymous asked: have you heard of "status" shuffle on facebook?? i feel like it's something you'd enjoy
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One Directions sucks! Your all gay #HarryIsALesbain